POTUS 2017: No Experience Required

I think I am in a little bit in shock. I knew this day was, ostensibly, coming, but somehow I held out hope that regulations would prevail and triumph over questionable electoral votes. After all, hope is what gave us President Obama, one of one of the greatest Presidents in my lifetime.   I am trying to squelch the anxious feeling I have had pretty much since DJT "won" the election in November. As I plan for the protest march in Oakland tomorrow, I am excited to have the opportunity to be a part of this peaceful protest, which I believe will be a massive one across the country, excited to feel proactive rather than appalled or helpless, which have been the dominate emotions of late.
Some are saying liberals' indignation is just sour grapes at losing. Give him a chance, say they. But I do not believe  this unqualified, reality TV star, scofflaw, and narcissist actually won this election. What do we as a people do when there is documentation by our our intelligence branches, that Russia hacked our election to get this man into office? Do we shrug and say, "Oh well, let's just wait and see what he does?" We are already seeing what he does via the cabinet of deplorables he is picking, billionaires whose only qualification is that they donated to his campaign, climate change deniers, racists, and game show hosts. Our government should be "by the people, for the people," not a business venture, not some sort of bad joke.
Today, the country inaugurated a politically inexperienced man who has never held any kind of office to run the most powerful nation in the world. Can you think of any other position, even the most basic, where previous experience would not be required? Moreover, we inaugurated a man who does not pay taxes, when every other American citizen is required by law to do so. This makes him a law breaker. But not this alone: there are seventy-five lawsuits pending against him at this very moment, everything from sexual assault on a minor, to not paying people who have completed work for him, to fraud, and the list goes on. Lying about divesting potential financial conflict of interests, lying about Russia's role in his taking office, lying about damning things he has said, even though they have been recorded on video. When a president does not think the rules apply to him, that is a very dangerous place for a nation. Despots and dictators start out in such a fashion.  Within an hour of taking office, Climate Change and Health Care vanished from the Whitehouse Website.
But the main reason I will protest tomorrow is because that is one of my rights as an American. I fear for our country. Just because one man finds hard cold facts in conflict with his agenda, does not mean that those facts don't exist. Facts are not debatable. I do not want to see my country turn into a place of prejudice, censorship, ignorance, anti-intellectualism, disregard for Nature, a place where the wealthy take and take, where the less fortunate are bullied. I want a government who respects all genders and all races and religions. "Truthiness" should not be in a leader's lexicon. Love trumps hate. Let freedom ring. I'll see you, fellow resisters, at this and future, protests.

New Poem

New poem:

Real Time
By: Jill Koenigsdorf

The first rains
make diary
of the path.
The smudged, deep-clawed print
of Coyote giving
chase.
The precise punctures
of walking stick-
& crisscross hieroglyphs
of birds.
I measure time by birds-
First, the singing, then
what they carry.
Nesting materials:
horse hair for sturdiness,
dryer lint for comfort
Later,
the job of nourishing,
bugs, worm, a dozen times an hour.
The larger birds assess the two fatalities below-
Raccoons.
How did they die in tandem? Almost
touching?
I measure time by their transformation
The elements loosening
a tail, a paw
A scapula rests in the culvert
like an ivory moth.
Until one evening, they are only bones-
teeth so bright
in grin or grimace
under that mushroom moon,
Edgeless &
exploding spores.

New Poem

New poem:

Real Time
By: Jill Koenigsdorf

The first rains
make diary
of the path.
The smudged, deep-clawed print
of Coyote giving
chase.
The precise punctures
of walking stick-
& crisscross hieroglyphs
of birds.
I measure time by birds-
First, the singing, then
what they carry.
Nesting materials:
horse hair for sturdiness,
dryer lint for comfort
Later,
the job of nourishing,
bugs, worm, a dozen times an hour.
The larger birds assess the two fatalities below-
Raccoons.
How did they die in tandem? Almost
touching?
I measure time by their transformation
The elements loosening
a tail, a paw
A scapula rests in the culvert
like an ivory moth.
Until one evening, they are only bones-
teeth so bright
in grin or grimace
under that mushroom moon,
Edgeless &
exploding spores.

Unobscure Objects of Desire

            When I was a child, I used to believe that all the objects in our house interacted while we humans slept. The dolls threw a tea party, the pieces on the onyx chessboard cavorted, and the dish ran away with the spoon. I was too young to understand words like “anthropomorphize,” but it wouldn’t have mattered because in my mind, I was not attributing personality traits to, for example,  my father’s Shriner’s fez; no: my father’s Shriner’s fez innately possessed them. It follows then that I would grow up to be a collector of objects, things that I find wondrous. Judging from the popularity of Marie Kondo’s book The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up,” one might even presume that anyone with every square inch of wall space covered with art and 1930’s bird wall pockets is somehow not as evolved. The book suggests we “get rid of anything that does not spark joy.” But what if everything I have purposefully collected over my lifetime sparks joy?  Seeing the life within individual objects, imagining the stories the older pieces have to tell and the hands they have passed through, keeps the joy sparking.

            In the past, I have had a booth space at various antiques shops from Albuquerque to Sebastopol. Collectors are unique bunch, and one is either born with the collecting gene, or one is not. If it’s in your DNA, you will see nothing odd about getting up at dawn to wander through the homes of the newly deceased at an estate sale in search of old treasures. In a world where austerity is lauded and the general public might not differentiate between a collector and a hoarder, my passion for specific “stuff” is perhaps outmoded. The key word here is specific. Collectors have very precise things they surround themselves with, very exacting criteria. In fact, the particularity of the collector never ceases to amaze me.  I have had regular customers who had me keep an eye out for:  iron bells, but only ones with rust on them, crumb butlers, Victorian post-mortem daguerreotypes, shaving brushes, but only boar bristle ones, and the list goes on. One customer entered the shop with a Geiger counter on the hunt for Vaseline glass, the real stuff being made in the 18oos with uranium for a lovely glow.  

            My own collections are: teapots (the rule being that they have to actually be functional,) anything with a mermaid on it, anything with a flying fish on it, salt and pepper shakers, birds’ nests, bird wall pockets, metal pitchers, old tins for storing tea, glove molds, anything with an octopus on it,  vintage Hawaiiana, Moroccan tea glasses, and charm bracelets. I also collect Zuni Fetishes, but I see these more as art or sculpture, as artifact. The idea that one needs the medicine that a particular animal has to offer resonates with me, and the carvings are beautiful things, small and alive.  Many Zuni carvers say they can pick up the stone and see the animal inside, knowing immediately what they are going to carve, the attributes it carries: the joy of hummingbird, the self-esteem of moose, the introspection of bear and so on. These carvings are perhaps the epitome of noticing the life an object projects, the reflection it sets in motion.

             

Old objects can send you back to a very specific time and place, a mixing bowl like the one your mother made cookie dough in, an old pirate-chest bank like the one your brother saved his paper-route money in, a pink princess telephone, a Beatles bubblegum card.  I  see a Ouija board and am sent reeling back to the séance circle of some slumber party circa fifth grade where we “called back” both Walt Disney and Jimi Hendrix, and each of them “gave us a sign,” that they were in the room. I can come across one of those old wooden peg clothespins, roll it over in my hand and recall my mother hanging the laundry on the line, talking with our neighbor over the fence, curlers in her pretty hair. Many times a day at the various antique shops where I sold, customers would see something and exclaim: I had this same train set when I was a boy!  Or: We had this same clock on the wall in our kitchen!  There is always a note of pleasure in these reunions,  perhaps from the satisfaction of knowing a part of their pasts survived changing tastes and times, and is still seen as something of value.

          

  For some, all this color and visual stimulation is too much, but for others, the space is magic, not clutter.  A friend of mine once said: I like coming to your house because every time I look around, the eye rests on something new and interesting. There is an order to my  clusters of creamers, a tidiness to my row of teapots.  So for me: less is not more.

Let French Ring

I am so heartsick about the bombings in Paris that occurred on Friday. I know many other countries deal with such atrocities even more consistently than Paris, and of course, my heart goes out to them as well, but I have always felt such a connection to and admiration for Paris. It is indeed a city of dreams, be they romanticized or realistic. I lived there as a young woman, and have returned whenever I can manage it. As Ernest Hemingway said: "If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." I have two "Parisian Moms" to whom I dedicated my first novel, one who lives here in California, and one who now lives in Toulouse but happened to be in Paris when the attacks occurred. They were the first I reached out to after the terrible news started trickling in. 

Paris is an old, old city. It has survived so many atrocities, the Nazi occupation comes to mind, but still Paris remains a place where intellect, freedom, beauty, art, history, all are revered. There, now,  the word is that the biggest act of resistance they can enact is to continue to live their lives in the way they always have, working and playing in the light, never cowering in the shadows, to embrace their very special version of joie de vivre that the world loves them for, that makes them French.

I wrote this piece for a local paper in 2007 when Bush called France "ungrateful" and "cowardly" for not backing him on the invasion of Iraq. He said we should remove French from our lexicon, though Bush would not have used that word exactly. So I wrote this piece as satire, and today, it seems a good time to bring it out again. Vive La France!

“Let French Ring”

By: Jill Koenigsdorf

            It was a beautiful spring day and the sunlight was streaming in through the glass of my Freedom Doors and the fragrance of Freedom Lilacs was wafting into the kitchen.  My boyfriend and I only moments before had exchanged deep and lingeringFreedom kisses, and he was now out back, thinning the Freedom Ivy while I ground some Freedom Roast.  Birds were chirping, spring fashion was arriving at the malls, much of it designed by big-name Freedom designers from abroad, and, except for a pesky couple of million scofflaws and naysayers who had been protesting this “war on our terms,” (most of them probably foreigners,) one could almost believe that all was right with the world.  Perhaps, in a swift and forceful way, a way that would harm nary an Iraqi civilian nor a U.S. GI, a way that would both “shock and awe,”  America could, at long last, open blind eyes around the globe to the joys of democracy.   Democracy by any means necessary! Why in God’s name wasn’t EVERYONE on board with us?  I always thought the Pope was just automatically patriotic, but no! Heck, all great nations have been colonizers at one time or another, why were we getting so much flack for it now? The road to liberty is never without its bumps, I thought, spritzing a little Freedom perfume on my wrist.   The country of Turkey not wanting to be a launching pad, I could maybe understand, but I was truly baffled by the Gaul’s lack of team spirit in this America-at-War thing. 

I have always been a Freedomphile, to the point where I wore a beret in high school and wrote many college papers on topics ranging from: “The Freedom Resistance Movement in World War II” to “The Freedom Surrealist Movement in Paris in the 1920’s” to  “Freedom New Wave Cinema in the Sixties.”  I knew that those Gauls had given us everything from the Chevrolet, to the Statue of Liberty to a virtual blueprint for our Declaration of Independence to the invention of the MOVIES, for goshsakes, so I was saddened by the lack of the ole liberté, fraternité, and egalité they were exhibiting now!   Sure they were America’s friends and friends should be able to tell you when you’re making mistakes, but as Our Leader, or maybe it was someone else, once said: “Yer either fer us or agin’ us.” 

When my boyfriend came back inside and saw the state I was in, he put on a lovely classical  c.d. and soon the soothing strains of Freedom Horn and Freedom Harp filled the house.  We engaged in some more deep, soulful Freedom kisses to the point where I had to say “Honey, we’re going to have to unwrap a Freedom envelope tout suite if we don’t stop or conception will  certainly occur!”   We agreed to take the proverbial cold shower, and certainly all the news of war put a damper on any thoughts of romance.  We read the Sunday paper with heavy hearts, as it was filled with the grainy images the all powerful had allowed the embedded press to publish, fuzzy images of tanks in sandstorms and buildings obscured behind clouds of black smoke and a blur of white flags. It was all such a downer!  But as I poured some good old Canadian maple syrup on my Freedom toast, I thought to myself, hey, relax, congress would never have approved a war budget of eighty BILLION dollars unless they had confidence in our president’s motives and foresight.  So who was I to worry? “Ours is not to question why/Ours is but to do or die.”  Maybe the President said that one too and I must say, blind faith is certainly a lot less taxing for most folks in the long haul!

“Honey,” I said to the boyfriend, topping off his Freedom Roast, I thought I’d make Freedom Onion Soup with Freedom Fries and Freedom Dip for supper, can you swing by the grocery store?”

“Sure thing,” he said.

“Just pick out a nice bottle of Freedom wine you think would go with that menu.  And please stop by the Freedom Laundry for your shirts on the way.   Oh! And we’re also out of Freedom Dressing.”

He looked so sweet, yet slightly weary driving off to market.  No, this war was not going to be easy on any of us.  Sure, here we have clean drinking water and electricity and shelter and are not being invaded, but psychologically, it’s taking its toll.  And the hassle at the airports!  But I just know this one’s going to be an easy-in/easy-out type situation, because if we learned just one thing from that Vietnam thing, that would be: “keep it short, cut your losses, and bail.”  As I squirted some Joy into the sink, I told myself not be be such a Gloomy Gus.  I recalled one day long ago being upset that one girl didn’t want to come to my birthday party.  My mother hugged me and said: “Now Dearie, you can’t be EVERYONE’S best friend!” And I guess that’s sort of what America has to remember now: you can’t please ALL the people, ALL the time, and there will always be some party-poopers, both on the homefront and abroad.   Still, it was too bad about France.  I’d always liked that place.  We were planning a trip there this summer and, after much agonizing, had decided to go ahead with it, war or no war.  Maybe we could even act as ambassadors of a sort, show them we’re NOT that stereotype of the “Ugly American.”  I began to get excited about my mission: to teach, not to condemn.  But to do that, I knew I’d have to speak their language, at least a little bit.  I have to say I was somewhat amazed that no where in my entire Yellow Pages did I see a listing for what I needed: Freedom Lessons.

My Life Aquatic

 

         

 During my "staycation" this summer, dreaming about Hawaii....a piece

I wrote....

            Even the names there are dazzling: Redlip Parrotfish. Moorish Idol. Teardrop Butterflyfish. Epaulette Soldierfish. Devil Scorpionfish. Snowflake Moray. I had been to the ocean before. I had swum in the ocean. But I never understood that there was a complete environment, an entire universe below its surface, until I snorkeled for the first time at the age of thirty-eight. For someone who had always loved being in the water,  this was an entirely new level of wonderful. Snorkeling was transformative, an awakening. After entering the domain of the reef and meeting its population, I could never again see the world in quite the same way.

            The happiest hours of my childhood were spent in lakes and pools, and I found this amphibious capability, the power to transform from land dweller to swimmer, one of the best parts of being a human being.  Each time, I marveled at my transition from dry land into that watery world. I was shape-shifter, mermaid, a double agent.  I wanted to freeze frame the journey, to witness how I might have changed during the leap from dock or high-dive. If only I had been able to breathe underwater, my dualism would have been complete. I could have lingered there well past the point when my fingertips became pale and pruney, and my teeth began to chatter. I would have, as my mother was fond of saying, “spent so much time in the water that I would start to grow scales.” But no matter how long I practiced holding my breath underwater (Two laps of the pool! All the way to the cold muddy bottom of the lake!) I eventually had to come up for air, gasping and disoriented.

            I grew up in the smack-dab center of the United States and did not see the ocean until I was ten, when my family took the Amtrak Super Chief from Kansas City to Los Angeles, California, home of The Pacific Ocean. When we arrived at our little hotel on the beach, I was so excited that I leapt out of the car and ran headlong into the surf, still wearing my clothes from the train. I was promptly clobbered by a wave, me the fly, it the swatter. The power of that breaking wave flushed my sinuses with burning saltwater, scraped up my knees and elbows, bounced me like a basketball onto the hard ocean floor, filled my underpants with sand, then spat me out onto shore.  Yet I was newly baptized, giggling wildly, and eager to try again. My mother, an Australian who had grown up by the sea and had never stop missing it, understood, and let me rush back in, but cautioned me with one sentence: Never turn your back on the ocean.           

            There was always a love-fest with water: suburban sprinklers, skinny dipping in quarries and waterfalls at college, or, once I moved to California for good, sunning on rocks like a stupefied lizard on the banks of the Yuba River, trying to raise my body temperature enough to brave its icy currents.  Entire road trips were built around the pursuit of hot springs.  But the ocean was different, gigantic, foreign, wild. I needed to be a part of it, to explore. It took me three decades, but I finally found the solution to my longstanding frustration with not being able to breathe underwater:  a mask and a snorkel.

            My inaugural snorkeling experience took place at Makua Beach, also known as The Tunnels, in Kauai, Hawaii. I did not know anything about reefs or what to expect there. I did not know that putting my fins on so far from the water’s edge would force me to goose-step ridiculously, stumbling several times before even making it to the wet stuff. I did not know how to keep my mask clear, the drops I put in giving my first viewing of the undersea world a Vasalined effect and burning my eyes to boot. I did not know that the reef would appear and disappear, that there were layers, canyon-like formations, impossible darkness giving way to  gobsmacking light and color. Crossing the deeper parts of the reef demanded a willingness to be far outside my comfort zone. I felt so vulnerable in these depths,  ill-equipped, experiencing the familiar they-can-see-me-but-I-can’t see-them feeling of horror movies.  But heart hammering, I moved forward steadily, trying to make my breath sound less like panting, until just ahead, I was able to make out a shape the size of manhole cover, if a manhole cover had wings. It was a turtle, the Green Sea Turtle known locally as Hono, and I was close enough to see the striated patterns on its shell, curved lines with feathered tips, like shafts of wheat. It looked back at me, and when our eyes met, I forgot all fear. I was intent only on following this spectacular creature as it seemed to beckon me onward with that front flipper, a “come on, this way’ gesture that was impossible to resist.

            How to explain the beauty of what followed? My mask became the eyepiece of an oceanic kaleidoscope, yet all that prismatic color and movement was created by living things: anemone tentacles that swayed with the currents, schools of Technicolor fish, chartreuse corals that looked like toadstools. I did not know the actual names of any of the reef fish at that point, so I dubbed them by features: Blue Dotted Puffers, Little Darting Neons, Mohawked Orange Fish, Flattened Canaries, Turquoise Pucker Lips.  I imagined the bubbles coming up from my snorkeling tube containing my exclamations, the “Ooh!” “Wow!” “Amazing!” becoming audible when they popped in the air above me. It was like shrinking to the size of a bee and entering a big bouquet of vibrant flowers.

            I learned something new each time I entered the water. Simply by changing my focus, I could alter the sea life I saw. In time, I noticed that the almost transparent Needlefish tended to hang out near the water’s surface, their snaky, cellophane bodies parallel to my own. Bands of mercurial Jacks or Yellow Tangs preferred the middle depths, and a well-camouflaged octopus the color of sand, might materialize on the bottom. If I wanted to experience a more microcosmic view of the reef,  I developed a technique I called “skimming.”  This was like swimming, but in such shallow parts of the reef that I had to make my body flat as a leaf, moving forward, arms at my side, using tiny flutter kicks, to avoid scraping my knees or belly on the coral mere feet below. In these up-close-and-personal viewings, I could see little explosions of polyps, colonies of shaggy sponges, two-inch long bug-eyed Blennies, delicate shrimp and lacy algae, swaying with the tide. Once, farther out, by patiently hovering above a crevice, knowing that most holes in the reef were prime real estate and probably inhabited, I was rewarded by a sighting of the puppet-jawed head of a Moray Eel emerging and looking around, before ducking back inside its lair. Sometimes, I would shut my eyes to allow my sense hearing to sharpen, and could then discern the sounds of fish chomping on coral, and, on several occasions, have even been fortunate enough to hear the organ-pipe call of a whale or the bird-like chortles of dolphins.

            Some of the snorkeling routines I began during that first foray continue to serve me well on my yearly visits to Hawaii, and I have never strayed far from these. I get up at dawn when the waters are calmer and the palm trees swish their fronds against a sky the color of pink lemonade. I never touch the coral or crowd the Honos; it is their home and I am a guest. I stay in the water until the winds pick up or I begin to shiver, whichever comes first.  Rinse off snorkel gear at a public shower…. stop at road-side stand to stick a straw in a freshly macheted coconut….pass the time as a land dweller until the next dawn…repeat.  And today, even after dozens of dives, when I visit the reef, my eyes still tear up, but now it’s not from the mask-clearing solution. My eyes tear up because there is always a surprise awaiting me each time I enter the ocean. My eyes tear up from the great gift of being able to be a part of another world. My eyes tear up because at last, I can breathe underwater.